Doc Random received his degree of Bull Shitology from life. Mentored in advanced degrees of CYA, CCEBG (Carbon Copy Everyone But God), LIBTF (Let It Break Then Fixit) while working at a corp job by the Elder. He whom taught that the higher in the hierarchy the recipient resides the more simpler/shorter/sugar coated the verbage must be. This last point easily understood by any who must deal with our former dear leader, Moron in Chief, Drumpf.